Gryffon16583

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"Wyrd bið ful aræd"
("Fate remains wholly inexorable")
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Finally Its New Year. An Empty notebook in your hand with 365 pages. Today is the 1st page of it. Hoping you'll fill it with great memories and lessons and cover it up with opportunities.
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HI !!!
just here becoz i also like Alex Jones ...thump_up
Hope you get an outstanding siggy brother. Happy Thanksgiving weekend.
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Good to see your back Gryffon16.58K clap
They say your only as old as you feel, I recommend getting a 25 year old girlfriend titter
You're so old.... aw fuck it! I don't have anything for you. Go fishing you old fart. I'll bring the beer and worms. dull
haha... where the hell have you been hiding? Or, where have I been hiding? fuck it... who cares, good to hear from you beany lol

Hi Gryff;
Haven't stopped in and posted anything on your wall, and that makes me a poor friend. I will strive to do better. Sms the more people I get in my friends tab, the less I see anyone. Hope your weekend is going great. Cheers
D.Q
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's wife followed and asked, “See anything that you like under there?” Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, “Well, you can have it but it will cost you $200.”
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2PM. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2PM. sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $200, they went to the bedroom, and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving, asked his wife: “Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?”
With a lump in her throat Sue answered “Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.” Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, “And did he give you $200?”
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, “Well, yes, in fact he did give me $200.”
Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, “He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.”
Now THAT, my friend, is a poker player.
roflroflrofl

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