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Don.Quixote7627 Show comment
Hi Gryff;
Haven't stopped in and posted anything on your wall, and that makes me a poor friend. I will strive to do better. Sms the more people I get in my friends tab, the less I see anyone. Hope your weekend is going great. Cheers
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's wife followed and asked, “See anything that you like under there?” Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, “Well, you can have it but it will cost you $200.”
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2PM. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2PM. sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $200, they went to the bedroom, and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving, asked his wife: “Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?”
With a lump in her throat Sue answered “Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.” Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, “And did he give you $200?”
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, “Well, yes, in fact he did give me $200.”
Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, “He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.”
Now THAT, my friend, is a poker player.
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Don.Quixote7627 Show comment
Thanks so much for accepting my friend request.
fiveofseven87.74K Show comment
Please read Phishing attempts
and then help spread the word if you're willing to.
steelballz27.13K Show comment
since you like spam so much
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Mr.Pink201.04K Show comment
loved the SPAM lollol hope your keeping well old friend.. been a while. smile
Gryffon16.08K Show comment
I guess I need to change my signature!
olderthangod11.33K Show comment
and your diaper..titter

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DawnStar34.5K Show comment
Just stopping by to say HI! smile
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