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The Mighty Blogs of AhrimanThorn

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Do you wish you were a Super User or do you want to know how to correctly identify a Super User in the wild? Maybe you don’t like Super Users and you want to go on a murderous rampage brutally hunting them down and dispatching them while they cower in fear where you have trapped them on their profile pages? If any of these things are true then this is the blog for you.
Click it ------------> The Super Blog

Come inside and see the man chimp, be astounded as your ability to reason is tested and your very senses deceived by the awesome power of the obfuscation machine.
Click it ------------> Are You Human? Prove it!

Do you like huge alien battle robots with flashing eyes and deadly butt missiles? Me as well, but this blog is about something completely different.
Click it ------------> Please Don’t Eat My Face Mr Othersaur

It’s called Shaved. Come on what else could it be about? Don’t worry, if you delete your browsing history after viewing no one will know what you have been looking at.
Click it ------------> Shaved

So you want to get to know who AhrimanThorn really is but have always been too shy to approach him. His habit of talking about himself in the third person has made you wary and the overpowering and heady scent of his masculinity frightens you a little. Don’t worry; you can get a rare glimpse of this complex and sometimes tortured soul by reading this fascinating and insightful blog.
Click it ------------> A Late (But Nevertheless Epic) Introduction (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 1)

You like cake and you think zombies are cool, well you have come to the right place. I know you are probably stunned right now that you have found a place that caters to your strange little fantasies but don’t deny yourself any longer, you can have it all in this blog.
Click it ------------> Sponge Cake & Zombies (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 2)

We watched in horror as the darkness took KAT from us, and all was lost and made silent save the sounds of our cries of anguish.
Click it ------------> The Night of Great Woe

I will never forget Mervin Beach, he was a man whose name will live forever. People like Malcolm Leach are stars who shine brightly in the sky and remind us all of how important we each are. Read on my friends and find out just what did happen to my very dear and completely unforgettable friend Mandy Teach.
Click it ------------> The Tragic Tale of Melvin Peach (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 3)

The asking of the daily blog question is an honour that is bestowed upon only the most worthy so it was inevitable that one day I would be chosen to perform this most momentous of tasks. Do you dare attempt one of the daily questions set by Mr Thorn? Or will you be put off by his almost legendary ability to peer into the darkest recesses of your troubled mind by using real words to cunningly disguise his intent to get to know the real you? (Missing numbered blogs have been done by Lady Mas)
Click it ------------>Question 209, Question 272, Question 273, Question 274, Question 281, Question 282, Question 283, Question 284, Question 285, Question 287, Question 288, Question 289, Question 290, Question 291, Question 292, Question 293, Question 294, Question 296, Question 297, Question 301, Question 306, Question 333, Question 336, Question 341, Question 358

We all know AhrimanThorn is totally awesome and gets all the girls but did you know he also likes to take photos of things? No of course you didn’t because you were too busy admiring his bronzed rippling muscled body. Well wipe away the saliva from the corner of your mouth and look at something pretty for a change, because it just might broaden your mind, it probably won’t but it’s worth a shot.
Click it ------------> Painting With Light or Pretty Things

A tale of deer named after serial killers and little orphan children who may or may not have turned out to be zombies and of a girl named Kristen15.57K . A truly inspiring Christmas tale for the modern era.
Click it ------------> Ahriman & Kushina's Christmas Special

The ultimate Thorn Chronicles adventure. A story so big it had to be split into two parts and even then the awsometre was unable to keep up and broke one of its main flangelators. The tale of a man and a woman, of high passion and an artefact capable of raising a zombie army. You will hear about a person so sexy that it will make your under giblets tingle, and you will also hear about a smoking hot babe called Lilly.
Click it ------------>The Thorn Chronicles: Lilly
Click it ------------>The Thorn Chronicles: Lilly Part 2

What would you do if you had a chance to sit down and listen to a genuine lothario of love sharing his sage words of wisdom about that most enigmatic of creatures, the woman? Probably be willing to pay a little bit of money to attend such a lecture or maybe offer him a really large slice of chocolate cake. (I do love cake)
For the low low price of free, am going to share with you a few secrets that will change your life forever and turn you from a trembling and hesitant nerd into a man who brings out unbridled passion and desire in every women you meet.
Click it ------------>Girls

The story of one man's rise from Super User to Moderator. Read about the epic battle he fought to be recognised. Find out just what does go on behind the scenes here at KAT by seeing some of the secret tools Mods have at their disposal. Marvel at our heroes persistence in pursuit of his destiny against almost insurmountable odds. You'll laugh, you'll cry and hold your breath and ultimately fall into a sleep induced coma before the end.
Click it ------------>Mod Secrets

Tragedy strikes! A once great man brought low by the insidious and ever present existence of that thing we know as "The real world"
All Ahriman ever wanted was to be a Moderator so he could take advantage of people help people. He wanted to be able to use his power to get girls make things better for the little people. (I don't mean dwarves, I mean the ordinary users...and of course dwarves and pixies)
Now though this proud and noble man must step down and give up his power and in this blog you found out why. (Have a hanky ready because this one is sure to make you weep uncontrollably, never fear though, I am still here and my manly chest is here for you to lay your head upon when things get too much)
Click it ------------>UnMODified

Please take note. If you post images or a generic greeting on my wall that you have also posted on countless other peoples walls I will delete them. In short, GO AWAY AND SPAM OTHER PEOPLES WALLS!

Thank you, this has been a public service announcement brought to you from Thorn Industries™

PS. I will also put a curse on your undergiblets

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Happy to add you Ms.Newgen1810 Surprised you were not already in my friends list.

Hi mate..
Thanks for being my friend.
You brought me some reefer, of course I'm your friend.lol

Mr. Thorn I do believe you will have at least a week of putting curses on under giblets judging by what I'm seeing on your wall chuckle

I hope you had a wonderful Holiday Season and a great 2016 so far.

I almost sent you an email last week and then got lazy and side tracked lol

I haven't been on KAT as often as I'd like, but I miss seeing you around. Take care and chat soon my friend
Don't worry DawnStar36.63K , I've had the head of the department of curses at Thorn Industries™ working on putting that right. Those wall spammers should be feeling a slight itching and burning sensation right about now down there in the unmentionables. The uncontrollable flatulence was an addition to the curse Miss Widdershins came up with herself. In truth it's something of a trademark of her work.lol

I had seen in a blog a little while ago that the KATazine was being put on hold for a while because you and a couple of other people instrumental in its creation, were needing to take some time off. You will be very much missed round here and I hope you will be able to return to more regular activity here soon.

My emails are being a little neglected at the moment as well. Still find time to send out the "Nigerian Prince" emails of course. I know it's old now but it's still a classic and has made me quite wealthy. (And has gained me three wives and resulted in forty eight offspring) lol

Congratulations sir, You have been chosen to be my friend.
Oh you are so lucky!
Given how long you have been here and how selective you are in adding friends I actually do feel rather honoured that you want to add me. Of course I'm crazy and will probably start stalking you, so you may well regret adding me. biggrin

I like your artwork on your wall. If the site needed to advertise, your work would certainly do the job very nicely. (Except for the bowl of tomato soup and alphabet spaghetti. Yeuch! Both of those things are seriously gross and I hope neither of them ever become downloadable)lol

Thanx 4 keeping our New Year's wall spams off of the undergiblets related curse! biggrin
No problem TrntHntr4mCal9406 (Wow that name takes a long time to type)
Christmas and New Year wall spam's have always been exempt. Everything else though, the sender gets a case of blue balls, a nasty rash, and an odour that is as inescapable as it is unbreathable. lol

Last edited by AhrimanThorn, 2 weeks ago

Hi Ahriman its been ages since I seen you about, not that I miss that avatar staring at me!!

I know its late but hope you have a good start to 2016.
It has indeed been a long time since I was on here for any length of time. (Usually try and log in every few weeks but often not here for very long)
At work for about sixty five hours a week at the moment so not very much free time.
I have a few days of holiday in February so will try to spend some time here. (I really do miss the place)

Hope you've had a good start to the year as well.

2016 started with a weekend , May the Year be as Good as it is expected to be ... Enjoy the weekend


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