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The Mighty Blogs of AhrimanThorn

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Do you wish you were a Super User or do you want to know how to correctly identify a Super User in the wild? Maybe you don’t like Super Users and you want to go on a murderous rampage brutally hunting them down and dispatching them while they cower in fear where you have trapped them on their profile pages? If any of these things are true then this is the blog for you.
Click it ------------> The Super Blog

Come inside and see the man chimp, be astounded as your ability to reason is tested and your very senses deceived by the awesome power of the obfuscation machine.
Click it ------------> Are You Human? Prove it!

Do you like huge alien battle robots with flashing eyes and deadly butt missiles? Me as well, but this blog is about something completely different.
Click it ------------> Please Don’t Eat My Face Mr Othersaur

It’s called Shaved. Come on what else could it be about? Don’t worry, if you delete your browsing history after viewing no one will know what you have been looking at.
Click it ------------> Shaved

So you want to get to know who AhrimanThorn really is but have always been too shy to approach him. His habit of talking about himself in the third person has made you wary and the overpowering and heady scent of his masculinity frightens you a little. Don’t worry; you can get a rare glimpse of this complex and sometimes tortured soul by reading this fascinating and insightful blog.
Click it ------------> A Late (But Nevertheless Epic) Introduction (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 1)

You like cake and you think zombies are cool, well you have come to the right place. I know you are probably stunned right now that you have found a place that caters to your strange little fantasies but don’t deny yourself any longer, you can have it all in this blog.
Click it ------------> Sponge Cake & Zombies (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 2)

We watched in horror as the darkness took KAT from us, and all was lost and made silent save the sounds of our cries of anguish.
Click it ------------> The Night of Great Woe

I will never forget Mervin Beach, he was a man whose name will live forever. People like Malcolm Leach are stars who shine brightly in the sky and remind us all of how important we each are. Read on my friends and find out just what did happen to my very dear and completely unforgettable friend Mandy Teach.
Click it ------------> The Tragic Tale of Melvin Peach (The Thorn Chronicles Pt 3)

The asking of the daily blog question is an honour that is bestowed upon only the most worthy so it was inevitable that one day I would be chosen to perform this most momentous of tasks. Do you dare attempt one of the daily questions set by Mr Thorn? Or will you be put off by his almost legendary ability to peer into the darkest recesses of your troubled mind by using real words to cunningly disguise his intent to get to know the real you? (Missing numbered blogs have been done by Lady Mas)
Click it ------------>Question 209, Question 272, Question 273, Question 274, Question 281, Question 282, Question 283, Question 284, Question 285, Question 287, Question 288, Question 289, Question 290, Question 291, Question 292, Question 293, Question 294, Question 296, Question 297, Question 301, Question 306, Question 333, Question 336, Question 341, Question 358

We all know AhrimanThorn is totally awesome and gets all the girls but did you know he also likes to take photos of things? No of course you didn’t because you were too busy admiring his bronzed rippling muscled body. Well wipe away the saliva from the corner of your mouth and look at something pretty for a change, because it just might broaden your mind, it probably won’t but it’s worth a shot.
Click it ------------> Painting With Light or Pretty Things

A tale of deer named after serial killers and little orphan children who may or may not have turned out to be zombies and of a girl named Kristen15.52K . A truly inspiring Christmas tale for the modern era.
Click it ------------> Ahriman & Kushina's Christmas Special

The ultimate Thorn Chronicles adventure. A story so big it had to be split into two parts and even then the awsometre was unable to keep up and broke one of its main flangelators. The tale of a man and a woman, of high passion and an artefact capable of raising a zombie army. You will hear about a person so sexy that it will make your under giblets tingle, and you will also hear about a smoking hot babe called Lilly.
Click it ------------>The Thorn Chronicles: Lilly
Click it ------------>The Thorn Chronicles: Lilly Part 2

What would you do if you had a chance to sit down and listen to a genuine lothario of love sharing his sage words of wisdom about that most enigmatic of creatures, the woman? Probably be willing to pay a little bit of money to attend such a lecture or maybe offer him a really large slice of chocolate cake. (I do love cake)
For the low low price of free, am going to share with you a few secrets that will change your life forever and turn you from a trembling and hesitant nerd into a man who brings out unbridled passion and desire in every women you meet.
Click it ------------>Girls

The story of one man's rise from Super User to Moderator. Read about the epic battle he fought to be recognised. Find out just what does go on behind the scenes here at KAT by seeing some of the secret tools Mods have at their disposal. Marvel at our heroes persistence in pursuit of his destiny against almost insurmountable odds. You'll laugh, you'll cry and hold your breath and ultimately fall into a sleep induced coma before the end.
Click it ------------>Mod Secrets

Tragedy strikes! A once great man brought low by the insidious and ever present existence of that thing we know as "The real world"
All Ahriman ever wanted was to be a Moderator so he could take advantage of people help people. He wanted to be able to use his power to get girls make things better for the little people. (I don't mean dwarves, I mean the ordinary users...and of course dwarves and pixies)
Now though this proud and noble man must step down and give up his power and in this blog you found out why. (Have a hanky ready because this one is sure to make you weep uncontrollably, never fear though, I am still here and my manly chest is here for you to lay your head upon when things get too much)
Click it ------------>UnMODified

Please take note. If you post images or a generic greeting on my wall that you have also posted on countless other peoples walls I will delete them. In short, GO AWAY AND SPAM OTHER PEOPLES WALLS!

Thank you, this has been a public service announcement brought to you from Thorn Industries©

PS. I will also put a curse on your undergiblets

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MG.26.35K • 22 Aug 2015, 16:20 Show comment
Just a quick 'Hello' to you, my friend. smile
AanKutti71 • 08 Aug 2015, 06:43 Show comment
grt bro
AhrimanThorn29.23K • 08 Aug 2015, 20:42 Show comment
Err "grt bro" to you as well....maybe? (I really hope I didn't just propose marriage in some kind of text speak I am unfamiliar with)lol

D.Lion.King23.96K • 08 Aug 2015, 04:18 Show comment
happy weekend ! how r u ? ! lollol long time I dont spam ur wall ! lollollol

Last edited by D.Lion.King, 3 weeks ago

AhrimanThorn29.23K • 08 Aug 2015, 20:41 Show comment
I do hate the way spam on my wall leaves a nasty sticky pinkish stain. (Starts smelling after a few weeks as well)lol
D.Lion.King23.96K • 29 Aug 2015, 04:30 Show comment

magicpotions70.29K • 02 Aug 2015, 17:20 Show comment

Hi friend! wave
AhrimanThorn29.23K • 02 Aug 2015, 18:18 Show comment
magicpotions it's been so long since I've seen you! I hope you are well.

What an amazing photo. Hoping the next shot doesn't show the poor little thing getting washed off the edge.lol

uridium1986887 • 30 Jul 2015, 02:00 Show comment
thx for accepting the friend request
AhrimanThorn29.23K • 02 Aug 2015, 18:14 Show comment
Happy to add you.smile

eviljesus6671780 • 27 Jun 2015, 06:54 Show comment
Hey there Mr Thorn, saw you in my online friends list & thought I hadn't typed at you for a long old while.
Sorry to hear you've been under pressure & unwell recently but that was a lil while ago now so I hope you're over whatever nasty bug was blighting you.

Four weeks!? funk I don't like it when I'm away for a weekend!! Lol
AhrimanThorn29.23K • 12 Jul 2015, 17:05 Show comment
Nice to hear from you again.
I am much better now but don't get much chance to be here very much anymore unfortunately.
It's quite common now for a month to pass between times I sign in here. If I could be here every day again I would be. I always seem to be playing catch up now to what's going on here. (And it appears a lot has been happening recently)

Hopefully one day soon I'll get fired from my job (I really have been trying) and I'll be able to come back here full time.lol
MisSleepsAlot3190 • 17 Aug 2015, 17:22 Show comment
Was just here to say.. Long time no see.. hope the job gets more bearable rather than what you're wishing for.. ;)

DawnStar33.63K • 23 May 2015, 14:54 Show comment
Just stopping by to say HEY :) Hope all is well
AhrimanThorn29.23K • 05 Jun 2015, 19:35 Show comment
So sorry it's taken so long to reply to you. Work has been keeping me very busy indeed so this is the first time I have logged in here in more than four weeks! Hate being kept away from this place but have to prioritise unfortunately.
I was unwell last week (Still went to work though) but starting to get better now.
Hope things are good with you.

.::Alien::.7687 • 21 Apr 2015, 06:45 Show comment
Hi mate how are you!
AhrimanThorn29.23K • 22 Apr 2015, 00:40 Show comment
I'm good.

o.saha2968 • 17 Apr 2015, 00:22 Show comment
Katasaurus5981 • 16 Apr 2015, 21:51 Show comment
addressing u yes w/ kat staff tell us their time is donated. assuming thats true is your field experience recognized by the industry? something you can put on a resume? and i would still like your answer.

then,https://kickass.to/user/Psycho/,,, answered for u. personnally i dont appreciate when someone answers for me but that was a pretty basic question.
then me again/ ill take that answer.
then https://kickass.to/user/RoughJustice/ interjected with quotes from 2 diff. places the second obviously yours.

What goes on in the Mod section stays in the Mod section. The Mods and above have access to information that nobody else does because they can see things on the site that nobody else can see.

AhrimanThorn28.96K I posted a comment to that effect (in a thread and another blog and was shot down for it by non-mods); this is why I don't ask questions about mod business as I don't need to know; what goes on between mods/staff and users STAYS between them; no one else has the right to challenge or question the decisions of the aforementioned mods/staff. People come, people go that's the way life (and the internet) is

now me addressing (rj) and i wasnt sure about it so / Xe4oX222 • 15 April 2015, 18:16
i know you write well but im not sure what u r conveying to me with those two paragraphs. could you tell or ask me in your own words.

maybe https://kickass.to/user/RoughJustice/ wasnt addressing me but i dont know because he never wrote back. so thats it just as clear as last, well nevermind. what happened between here and key west didnt make the news anyway.

wrong user link
AhrimanThorn29.23K • 17 Apr 2015, 22:39 Show comment
I really don't know what more to tell you than what I said in the blog. I can't describe how things work here properly without using just as many words as I did before and if I did, then those words would probably be the same.

It is true that when you work here you do so voluntarily. Just like the Super Users the Mods and Staff do not get paid, they give up their free time to do what they do here.

It is also true that Mods and above can see things on the site that other users cannot see so that is why people sometimes do not understand the decisions they make.

Other than that I can't really think how better to explain all of this.

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