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Catch a Rabbit

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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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Ruzama2957
lollollolthis made my day!!
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jazz_singh16.77K
LAPD rocks they convinced the beartittertitterlollolwink
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NickMC76
Chronologically your story makes no sense. Otherwise, I see no flaws.biggrin
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maximersk195.23K
They won't never catch me ! loltittersmile

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Am I reading a joke or the news? tittertittertitter
Sad but true. All three behave in this manner. Not surprising that the LAPD wins out.
Brilliant. lol
lmao. Nice one! :D Thanks for sharing.
LMAO !!! Amen Brother ! Go tell it on the mountain !
They won't never catch me ! loltittersmile
Chronologically your story makes no sense. Otherwise, I see no flaws.biggrin
LAPD rocks they convinced the beartittertitterlollolwink
I think I read this before..............
yeah maybe, I didn't made thissmile

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