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I Am Also Cuming

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Johnny :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"


Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, R u cuming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u cuming too?

Dad answered:- Yes.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also cuming. =))

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Stargazer10174.88K • 06 Aug 2012, 14:55
A man and his wife are having sex when their 10 year old son walks in on them. The son screams OH MY GOD and then runs out of the room. The father laughs and says to his wife ill just give him a few minutes to calm down, and then ill go and explain what was going on.
A few minutes later, the father walks into his sons room to find him having sex with his grandmother. The man screams OH MY GOD!......Son Replies...Yeah It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?
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DineshJackson18.59K • 06 Aug 2012, 14:59
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A Boy walked in Room N saw mom giving blowjob
Mom was shocked to see him
the boy said : And You sae Me To see Doctor For Sucking Thumblol
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sookiKat34.44K • 06 Aug 2012, 17:49
oh god titter....
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jazz_singh16.64K • 06 Aug 2012, 15:34
lollolJust LMAOlollol

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jaswanti.choudhary23 • 07 Aug 2012, 13:34 Show comment
fart and this are two of your best joke so farlol
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ravi22.74K • 07 Aug 2012, 07:55 Show comment
Good one!loltittertongue
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bloglog9998166 • 07 Aug 2012, 07:45 Show comment
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SkyMtn106.94K • 06 Aug 2012, 19:21 Show comment
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sookiKat34.44K • 06 Aug 2012, 17:49 Show comment
oh god titter....
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HUNTER_SG21.38K • 06 Aug 2012, 16:18 Show comment
OHH WTF WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING???loldizzyfunkshockedshockedsleepy
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teacupravager542 • 06 Aug 2012, 15:51 Show comment
laughing my ass off lolbiggrinlol
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jazz_singh16.64K • 06 Aug 2012, 15:34 Show comment
lollolJust LMAOlollol
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Stargazer10174.88K • 06 Aug 2012, 14:55 Show comment
A man and his wife are having sex when their 10 year old son walks in on them. The son screams OH MY GOD and then runs out of the room. The father laughs and says to his wife ill just give him a few minutes to calm down, and then ill go and explain what was going on.
A few minutes later, the father walks into his sons room to find him having sex with his grandmother. The man screams OH MY GOD!......Son Replies...Yeah It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother, is it?
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DineshJackson18.59K • 06 Aug 2012, 14:58
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haha lollol
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DineshJackson18.59K • 06 Aug 2012, 14:59
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here's one more:
A Boy walked in Room N saw mom giving blowjob
Mom was shocked to see him
the boy said : And You sae Me To see Doctor For Sucking Thumblol
2
teacupravager542 • 06 Aug 2012, 15:52 Show comment
lol
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sookiKat34.44K • 06 Aug 2012, 17:49 Show comment
oooohh maamatitter
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jazz_singh16.64K • 06 Aug 2012, 16:15 Show comment
gud lamolollollol
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Pick_n_Roll21.14K • 06 Aug 2012, 16:19 Show comment
rofl

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