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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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jazz_singh16.77K
That kid is very smartsmilesmile
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Evil Boy™18.33K
I want to be the boy!!lollol
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sookie10042.61K
hee hee good one samps
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Phoenix4ever10.19K
lol there is this saying in my country " if crow becomes too clever, it eat shit" loltitter

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Love it keep em comeingbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
hee hee good one samps
lawyer :-1
priest :1UP
pilot :1UP
doctor :1UP
boy :1UP
thats fuckin funny and ironiclolbiggrin
kid was not smart,as you say...he don't get to show his smartness as the lawyer thought he is most smart...
That kid is very smartsmilesmile
I want to be the boy!!lollol
lol there is this saying in my country " if crow becomes too clever, it eat shit" loltitter
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