Smartest Person In The World!

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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

Top Comments

jazz_singh16.63K • 25 Jul 2012, 11:57
That kid is very smartsmilesmile
Evil Boy™17.99K • 25 Jul 2012, 11:54
I want to be the boy!!lollol
sookiKat32.89K • 25 Jul 2012, 16:29
hee hee good one samps

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Darshay6056 • 26 July 2012, 04:41 Show comment
Love it keep em comeingbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
sookiKat32.89K • 25 July 2012, 16:29 Show comment
hee hee good one samps
TAnderson24977 • 25 July 2012, 15:18 Show comment
lawyer :-1
priest :1UP
pilot :1UP
doctor :1UP
boy :1UP
TAnderson24977 • 25 July 2012, 14:55 Show comment
thats fuckin funny and ironiclolbiggrin
kakarrot2023 • 25 July 2012, 12:11 Show comment
kid was not smart,as you say...he don't get to show his smartness as the lawyer thought he is most smart...
jazz_singh16.63K • 25 July 2012, 11:57 Show comment
That kid is very smartsmilesmile
Evil Boy™17.99K • 25 July 2012, 11:54 Show comment
I want to be the boy!!lollol
Phoenix4ever10.06K • 25 July 2012, 11:17 Show comment
lol there is this saying in my country " if crow becomes too clever, it eat shit" loltitter
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