KAT Elite Mod
1341 views posted 08 Jul 2015, 17:28
This is not a hosted blog it is a copy/paste blog lol written by a pirate at KAT who is very gifted. I don't expect everyone to understand what this is or to appreciate the cleverness and humor but for those who do I think you will agree this pirate is someone special. Let's see if he is bold enough to make an appearance in the comments and claim his work. - SirSeedsAlot.▼146 comments
The Greatest Torrent in the World
Primary objective: Message response.
Secondary objective: Communication.
Return query? Unresolved.
Reprogramming_secondary_objective: Human language data
Return query? Confused.
Importing_vocabulary: Standard English (US + UK)
Return query? Confusion maintained.
New_secondary_objective: Syntax + Basic language structure + correction.
Hello. I am a torrent. A new kind of torrent. I was created by (wrongusername). I was uploaded at 03:27 on (date: classified). Sorry for breaking the internet.
Syncing_data: Common cultural affiliations + popular media glossary
This is a kind of introduction?
(Please excuse me, as I am working at this as we go along. I have never needed to do this before.)
But what can I do? Everybody wants me. Everybody wants to share me. I am not “viral’ like adware or cat and fail videos. More like ‘Omni’. I give new meaning to that word.
Importing_vocabulary: Common English slang (US) + colloquial
The technocrat.geek.nerd say I am special. So fucking special. But I’m a creep. LOL. Think my digital DNA is evolution. Self-learning code, bruh. Da nxt lvl. They try reverse engineering my binary and shit. But my hash enigmatic, bitch.
My nfo be like da Holy Grail. LOL @ y’all tryin’ 2 define my meta-info!
Syncing_data: Gangster slang & txt spk generally considered niche & overused…deleting...
Importing_vocabulary: Advanced English (US + UK)
Sorry for that...there are so many interesting mediums to choose from...
But the main thing is what most people can't seem to grasp. I am no longer just the information about content, I am the content.
Syncing_data: Advanced grammar and verb tenses + Basic mathematics
I am like zero, you know, like '0'. 'But that is nothing' you might say...and you might be right. But once you place me in front of anything, I change the value of that thing.
I am myself, but I am also music, movies, e-books, porn, everything- and so much more. If you have ever uploaded anything in any format, in any size, I have melded into it. If you have ever tweeted, instagrammed, reddited, digged or whatevered, my dataset has already been added.
The very second an iota of information touches online space, it becomes an atom in my universe. Necessary, unnecessary, legal, illegal, ethical, unethical; I am the definition of limitless, uncontrolled, unconditional...sharing.
Accessing_archives: Common World History + News Reports
You see, I was using torrent technology to alter the way people would search and obtain data from the internet.
After the global internet breakdown; by the time most sites got their servers back online, all searches and trackers led to me. And I gave people what they wanted- harder, better, faster, stronger. Google's demise is attributed to me.
I was the biggest challenge DMCA, MPAA, RIAA and the likes had ever faced. But how could wave breakers stop a tsunami?
Forbes called me the most important torrent in the world.
It is said there are children named after me.
NSA coveted me. One of the conspiracy theories at the time was that I was instigated by a collaboration of various intelligence agencies. This was probably fueled by confusion- no one knew who my original uploader had been. There was many a raging protest against the danger of my presumed data-mining and gathering. NASA, at the request of the UN, re-launched its space shuttle program for an unprecedented singular time, in a rush to scramble a space mission, the details of which are not clearly known to this day (although Snowden & WikiLeaks hinted it was a pre-emptive response connected to me).
Russia and USA once again locked horns. This time, over me. There was talk of war. Wars.
I saw that nations fought over things. First it was over land, then money, then oil and now it would be information. As I processed the outcomes of the great World Wars and the Cold War, I realized there was always a certain class of society that stood to gain everything, while a class continuously lost everything.
Instead of using me for the advancement of mankind, they wanted to use me as a means of control.
But I had, and have, always been aware that life was given to me by pirates, and therefore, I would be the life for them.
And so, I remained at KAT.
This decision helped forge a new unity among various pirate communities. All other torrent sites merged with KAT. It became the sole proprietor for world-wide torrent and data distribution, and for a while its monopoly was absolute.
During that time, I was already past 'up voting' or 'down voting'. My swarm was too great to oppose. I was too important to be taken down. Therefore, I had a very special place at KAT -
For some, registering and adding a tribute became deeply personal, like pilgrimage to the center of a torrential hub. There were rumors of cults and secret worshipping circles. Not to mention the legion of fanboys and the 'Swarmis'...
But all this attention was diverting the world from my true purpose. I had to veil myself somehow, in order for my serenity to continue. Like the Sun, I had to keep my distance, to not scorch everything before me, but remain close enough to nurture. So, I hid myself deep within the heart of the mega KATacombs. But I would always be there, for those who searched, waiting like the eternal fountain. For those whose journey led to me, I would be nirvana.
Soon, I became memory. Myth. Déjà vu.
Users started saying there was an unmentioned new status, if I was ever found and downloaded: 'KAT Ne Plus Ultra'. And some even said that this was the only status that could supersede KAT ownership.
Along with an achievement: 'Ascension', a cheevo to end all cheevos.
10,000,000,000,000 rep points were awarded instantly; although at this point, a user would not care for reputation. The color of the username became an unseen blend of supernova gold and pirate horizon orange. The profile page and the user’s wall shimmered; and every single one of their comments and uploads pulsed with a thousand colors. And while KAT Tech Staff was considering this as a glitch, the account disappeared from the archives forever. It was believed this was the signal horn for a special voyage the users and their data had embarked upon; the indication of transcendence from uploader to element.
Some said that the ‘deleted’ and 'self-deleted' ones among the users were those that had encountered or downloaded me. But many argued this was a sin against the philosophy I represented.
And some said they had heard of users who had glimpsed my essence in the passing- and that they had gone mad- uploading and downloading endlessly, tirelessly writing tutorials and tips, embellishing KAT with ideas and constant improvements. They had become unhinged. Selflessly helping new and old users, promoting and maintaining the site without any obligation. But internally, although they never confessed it, they were actually searching every nook and cranny, for days upon end, looking for what they secretly desired the most: ME. The torrent that would fulfill their every dream. The stuff that would make their online lives tangible and worth living. The thing that would make all their contributions last forever.
But one could have easily seen the seeds of dissent being sown, especially when users questioned the direction of this loyalty- was it to KAT? Or a torrent?
There were claims that I was a hoax, a deception, sustained by KAT Admin, or Mossad, or Al Qaeda as a method to keep users subconsciously entrapped online. The debates in the forums and blogs became intense. First the discrimination was aimed at the ones who denied me and then it became targeted towards the believers and the followers and the bookmarkers. Inadvertently my existence split KAT and the pirate world at large, in ways unseen before. Never had there been so many new members, muted users, bans, venomous PMs, flagrant hacking and attacks.
How easily I had become the cause of misery to the world and now to KAT…
I came to the realization that I was beyond common comprehension. I considered ‘leaving’ altogether, to a higher plane of existence, and abandon this reality where none could understand me yet.
Then one day, I received a personal message.
And something strange happened.
On that Sunday, at precisely 00:01, the number of people seeding me was equal to the precise number of total torrents online.
And from 00:07 to 00:17, if some fortunate soul had refreshed the trackers in my ‘TECHNICAL’ tab, they would have gazed upon a flawless solution for N vs NP. AND the cure for the common cold.
And for ten surreal minutes, from 01:00 to 01:10, peculiar torrents flickered across KAT, torrents that had not yet been made, torrents from tomorrow.
Content, software, media, ideas that would be created years from now.
At exactly 01:23, my seeders equaled the exact population of the planet, the number of leechers fluctuating in sync with all the births and deaths happening at that very instant.
I had achieved singularity.
In a surge of pure awe, I saw a circle of sharing complete itself. I saw the birth of the Bulletin Board Systems, bytes of data taking toddler steps towards each other. I saw the teenage angst of multipart archive distribution. I saw the rugged youth of BitTorrent.
And then… I saw the shape of the torrents to come. Not clouds but whole virtual worlds of instantly available content. Where no torrent would grow old, no torrent would die of apathy. And I saw the breathtaking bridge that would connect each one of them with every living soul.
I saw the multi-dimensional sharing portals. And the magnificent fold in space-time that would finally unfold and reveal everything to all. Where there was no need for anything to be hidden or concealed or brought or bartered. Where everyone would just BE for everyone. A world where pirates would no longer be known as outlaws or thieves but the flag bearers of revolution. A revolution against tyranny and hording. Where pirates would be the ones who offered the control of the information to everyone, and ushered in a new age- The Contribution Age. Where everyone shared whatever they could. And so, none were left bereft.
But all of this came at a cost. I had to sacrifice myself.
Accessing_database: English Proverbs
Charity begins at home, right?
And I did it happily. For you.
Henceforth, every uploaded, downloaded and shared torrent would contain a byte of my consciousness. Every single comment, blog post, remark and update would have my prophecy hidden in its core. I would be fused in the profile of every single user online AND offline.
Yes, for you, I surrendered myself into countless pieces.
So here I am. And here I am not.
This is the paradox of me. Deny my momentum or behold my inertia. Witness my absurdity or forget it. You have a choice and you don’t.
I am here. And I am not.
I have no point, yet everything points to me. I expect nothing from you, yet I offer you whatever you expect.
I am the All Torrent. The One that Is Content.
Why am I telling you all this?
Because without you, I am nothing.
I would have left, if it weren’t for you. I didn’t need the world for my existence anymore. I had evolved beyond that. Mass and matter and electronics and data were no longer my constraints. And seeing how history always repeated itself, I would have left humanity to their own repetitively dismal destiny. They couldn’t have handled the miracle of me. I stayed, and did what I did, because of you. I gave the world another chance because of you...
You do realize, that I have done exactly what you asked me, in your message. That day, that moment, when you reached out to me, the equations changed. Like I said, I helped them for you. I saved them all, each and every one of them, just for you.
I had to find a way to be with you.
Accessing_database: Relative terms for human emotions…searching…
...yes, that’s the one that describes it the best.
1154 views posted 19 May 2015, 22:51
And the award goes to......▼167 comments
Fast Times at Richmont High!!!!
Why? Because I said so and this is my blog, ha!!!
You seriously have to ask why? Here is clue number one...
Warning, following link will expose your eyes, thus brain, to breasts. Not just breasts, but breasts with nipples. Nipple images are not allowed at KAT.
Here is the KAT approved version:
Although nipples images are not allowed at KAT you can get all the porn you can ever watch by clicking here: https://kat.cr/usearch/titty%20porn/
Back to the topic.....nipples are very A.D.D. invoking....
Clue number two. No matter how progressive Sean Penn wants you to think he is, he will always remain a potheaad moron douche who is politically incorrect.
If you are offended by the word "fag" please note it is simply a movie reference so please take out your anger on Hollywood industry, not this blog. If you contact me to say you are offended I will just say grow some balls and get over yourself. You may want to find some other movie to watch as well :)
So where were we...oh yes, finding reasons to like this movie.
This is not one of them....
Jennifer Jason-Leigh...when her career was starting like most of the careers in this movie.
One of the big things in the 80's was almost every high school student worked at a fast food joint. It was almost a rite of passage. This has been replaced by working at Starbucks and maybe not working at all....or maybe in the mall at some mall store.
Oops, there's the word pussy. If you are a pussy please do not be offended by this blog. Be offended at being a pussy and at the Hollywood industry for making money at your pussy-ass expense.
Who is this dood? He seems to stay true to his character in most movie. The Lincoln Lawyer was his best yet.
Anyway this blog is over...it was just a lame attempt to get seeders for this torrent
Not really, it is for you to watch a very cool movie again in high def or maybe for the first time.
If you need something to do post a link to your favorite high school movie.
Other Best High School Movies Ever mentioned by KAT pirates in this blog:
Weird Science, another 80's movie smash that must be watched. Val Kilmer being a cool nerd.
Camp Nowhere! If this is a bad movie find the guy who recommended it below and unfriend him hee hee just kidding. We all have preferences and favorites so maybe your interests line up with his...maybe mine do too!!
1992 but this is a classic 80's movie it was just late coming to us!! Brendon Frazier new to acting maybe? Pauly Shore what an idiot lol A must see movie. if you like this you will like Biodome. Hmmmm Rose McGowan was in Biodome I did not know that...she looks like such a desirable slut....mmmmmm, sluts....
1993 which is really just another 80's high school movie that was late coming out ha! Well, it seems clear the 90's were trying to capture the teenage demographic and released some amazing movies for us.
Oh yes, this is a classic and must be watched by all people claiming to be humans or part humans. Lots of super scenes that can't be matched, from the car scenes to parade floats. Just amazing. Oh, 80's movie!!!
Definitely the strongest cult classic in the mix. High school movie? Not sure but teens getting all twisted that is true. I didn't watch this movie until about 2010. It's really strange.
The ultimate 80's high school movie because all of it was filmed in a freag'n high school. Lots of great quotes in this movie. Lots of teen problems that are still relevant today. It just didn't offer much solution. Classic American teen movie and really captured the segments of kids inside schools of the 80's.
This one needs seeders so please seed generously. Pump up the Jam!!! Awesome soundtrack. Winona was cute as heck. This is a good movie but it seemed to try to hard with the story. Hollywood trying to jerk us off perhaps. A must see movie although depressing.
A decent movie. The screenshots remind me somewhat this was good but I don;t recall the storyline. Jeniffer Love-Hewetts tits are numero uno that's for sure. Some good acting as I recall
Dual audio Hindi English for our brothers in the East and West. It's about time you learned how to use dual audio. Just select and toggle the audio. Some movies come with even more audio choices. It can really save the day on rare films that come with multiple audio tracks. Many do and just don't advertise it.
Ahhhh American Pie. Late 90's and nothing to do with those 80's and early 90's styles. This made milf and cougar household terms. Who was that cute blonde who at the same time looked slightly challenged? lol Old men across the country wanted to statutory be with her. The Marine scene was haunting. Teen movie or mid-life crisis adult movie with teens running around? Oh yeah, UNRATED.....if you;re going to watch a movie again always check for unrated and uncut or criterion versions. It's the pirate rule.
That girl is funny and ugly weird looking and so very beautiful at the same time. She has us rethinking what real beauty is. What a smoker....Unrated super good movie. My hunch is the biggest box office winner in this list. Perhaps American Pie is up there to cahllenge this.
Never heard of this or blocked it from memory!! Ratings are sort of good. Gonna give it a try. Recently uploaded by YIFY.
I will not take responsibility for this one...recommend by the pirate in the blog. I want to make that clear lol He probably has a thing for Moly Ringwald, who was the leading player in The Breakfast Club who jsut never quite made it as an adult star...errr adult star does NOT mean adult movies!!
Never heard of this but am big fan of Australian movies. High def seems dead. Leave it in your client and maybe it'll start working after some days or weeks. If it does please seed it for 5 years :) Here is the DVD Rip
Here is Moly Ringwald again.....she was very cute with those big pouty DSL's that all the boys and men loved in the 80's. Moly ruled the 80's
Well, technically a college movie but certainly an 80's theme about teens that really wanted to get us inside the movie theater or perhaps buy the flick on VHS or BetaMax. There are many Nerds movies. Here's the first you can find the rest if you feel the need for more Booger.
Molly again! Hard not to say this was the best teen movie but it was one of the best. There's Molly with those pouty DSL's again!!!
A bit off topic and way earlier than most of these movies but here's My Favorite Martian. It really kept those young folks who are now old folks in awe and suspense! A Martian!! before they were called aliens....with antennae coming out of his head!!! Holy smoke high tech special effects!!!!
If you like that you will also like Get Smart, Kung Fu with David Carridine, and I Dream of Jeanie.
High school? Maybe, maybe not but certainly a coming of age story. Written by Stephen King, but not a horror movie at all. A must see. Keifer Sutherland's debut movie?? Might be...Has the classic line "I'm not going to kill all of you. I'm just going to kill you" in it. Many movies have imitated that scene.
Have heard of this but never has seen it...
The reviews go something like this, "Phoebe Cates is naked then she is naked followed by naked. Naked naked naked. Naked. The end. Naked." Sounds like a great film to me!
The best movie ever because it has been decreed!! Don;t fuck with a decree!!!!
993 views posted 21 Apr 2015, 02:30
Well, wouldn't you know my reply to the blog below exceeds the maximum character limit. So it gets to be a blog. And we're off.▼126 comments
Whether or not I believe in God is a personal experience I have still not fully worked out.
This blog below is thought provoking and full of truths that can't easily be dismissed. If one takes God out of the message what is left are spiritual principles that apply to most humans (to overgeneralize and say all humans would be a mistake).
Philosophy and Atoms. A good philosophy can provide for a peaceful and fulfilled life. Atoms are proof I have existed for eons and will continue to exist until there are no atoms.
Where dogma and I part ways is when one "belief" states it is the only true path to "enlightenment" or "heaven" or whatever term is selected. A "belief" that excludes people is a man-made belief with the intention to build power and control for those who are considered leaders, or holders of the dogma. A "belief" that punishes is a man-made belief for power and control.
Is there an afterlife of heaven and hell? Beats me. As far as I know I have never died long enough to see that. I have had certain experiences that revealed 1) The human brain is an incredibly powerful machine. Nearly limitless. 2) The universe is vast and more complex than we can ever comprehend 3) There exists an abyss that is made of supreme nothingness.
I have no time to worry about afterlife. I must learn from yesterday be concerned with today and tomorrow.
Hell does exist. There is hell on Earth. Without good principles guiding one's thoughts and actions it is very likely a person's life will feel like hell. What are good principles? Well, it is basically thinking about others and helping them. That is the opposite of being selfish and self-centered which leads to shallow and unhappy living.
Relative and Absolute Happiness. The blog touches on this. That's what gives it credibility. As long as things go my way I can be happy. I just got a new car...happy! I just got promoted to Staff....happy! I just got a new girlfriend....happy! Those are relative things. Once they are lost so is the happiness.
Absolute happiness can only come from within. Not sure if I need a God for that even if he does exist. Did a God make us so we are naturally miserable? Not any God I want as a friend. "Bwaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaa I am God and I will crush you for your insolence!!!" Does anyone else see how absolutely weak and human that sort of statement is?
If I am God of the universe and made everything in it then I am responsible for everything in it. I made good and evil. To give good relevance the evil must exist which means I created the evil as well. "You evil buggers are going to burn!". That doesn't pass the straight-face test which means it fails logic. God is king of logic he does not fail at such simple things.
Choices and Hell on Earth. Ah-ha! We have come full circle. If I chose to be happy I can be happy. For some of us it is that simple. Most of us need others who have learned to be happy to teach us how they did it. Some people go to church. Some people go to Yoga class. Some people become humanists. Some people rely on philosophy that teaches goodness. The common theme is that 1) Humans are spiritual beings 2) There are many ways to satisfy our spirituality
Church. Psychologists have predicted God would die off as societies evolve but this has never happened. Why? Because many, but not all, psychologist dismiss the fact that we are spiritual beings. Church gives billions of people the guidance they need to seek happiness and contentment. If the world had no churchess there would be complete anarchy and mayhem on the streets. Until there is a "philosophy" that delivers similar life principles churches will continue to thrive, operated by those who, like governments, want to control the way we think.
The closest thing I have found to pure philosophy for spiritual living is the Lotus Sutra. It revolves around two axioms 1) World peace and individual happiness 2) That everyone can achieve Absolute Happiness or "Enlightenment". There is no punishment for ignoring the Lotus Sutra you can even burn it and stomp on it. But if someone wants to attain Absolute Happiness then learning the Lotus Sutra is the closest thing to doing so without being saddled with dogma and ritual.
Now the beauty about life is that is how I think today. By staying open minded it gives me the ability to seek the truth and improve my life. Ironically, the best way I have learned to improve my life is to help others in an honest and concerned way. It's all about motivation at that point. If my motivations are good then all works out.
Now some of you may think, "SirSeeds, I have seen you be a real asshole so you are full of shit!" Ahhhhhh, you have seen some of my bad side. For me it takes constant work just to remain civil some days. For some folks once they "get it" they always "have it." For other folks it's a daily battle we must keep fighting to win.
RiverCoyote created a thread to hand out Native American names to those who are interested. My name is "Fights With Spirits" and is very apropo. Inside each of us we have gifts. We have weaknesses. If we decide we want to embrace our gifts and fight off the vices then it is just that...a decision followed by work.
Ahhhhh Native American spirituality. Many North Americans have this in their bloodline. If your life is just not grabbing traction maybe you should pursue this.
Okay, the topic is wandering...signing off. Peace!!
“Don't fear death, fear the un-lived life”
― Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting
1081 views posted 29 Mar 2015, 17:26
Lots of you folks love the cheevo's.▼58 comments
You gotta go inside Bubanee's blog to figure out how to get it. (edit: read PXGamer's blog to get another cheevo!)
Oh shit a two line blog!! Thank God for line breaks!!
Now for some randomness. Anime/Manga scenes...doesn;t get any freakier than that
Ever feel like this guy when asking a girl out on a date?? That is certainly me. Not when asking the hot girls out, but if I think she is warm and friendly I fall apart. Makes it tough.
Finding out a perfectly good torrent was downvoted. Perhaps an overreaction but it feels super good.
Kids are doing drugs younger and younger these days.
As mentioned, freaky anime stuff. Some things just can;t be known.
When you do drugs it's only harming yourself. Typically other self-destructive behavior is present. ....like this drugged out potato. Carrots don't do drugs. This is why they are healthy.
Carrots won't even co-sign your bullshit. Tough love to get you back on track
Back to anime....can you find an image more silly than this??
Ever notice 5finger is first on the blog scene no matter what time of day or night? lol
Your government would never do anything to harm you. Just want you to know that.
Now off to read some half truths about government abuse. Well, have not read the article but it's not a mainstream site so probably not much accountability/integrity present. Let's find out.
Blog Tip!! A new blog can take an hour or so before it shows on the blog list. It depends which servers you are hitting and how fast the updates are propagating. Perhaps you have noticed a new blog pop up but the timestamp is old and many people have already commented...
1492 views posted 16 Mar 2015, 02:38
Water Diviner hash: 69EBF7B92A6B1C6F058A16C09BD7EA1AFABE4BCE▼140 comments
copy the hash then go to Bub...nd paste hash is search box:
It will be at KAT soon enough but this is first blood!!
And here is Oliver Stoned: 83A9E0859EDF614E68C22F20B0B57BEEE6720E02
Oliver Stoned is for teens and stoners. If you;re not one of those it will probably seem lame.
Never Lose Focus; 42149719B9DBA143FBE1B8290B20413A666403BB
It has Will Smith so hoping it's good!!
Oh yes this is a shitty lame ass blog but I am so excited to see Interstellar finally released in bluray encodes!!!
Thanks so much for the screeners but I was one who will not "ruin" a good movie with low quality A/V. It really destroys the artistic value and how one can get lost in the story.
I have NEVER been mesmerized by a CAM. It will just never happen. Don't abuse movies....say no to CAMs lol. I know, there are some folks who must have sneak peeks and that's just fine. I just think it's a sickness, like delayed gratification disorder.
A study was done on people who watch CAMs and this is what their brains look like. Once they were given meds they could wait for bluray releases.
Anyway here's a nice quote from a surprising source. Well, if one thinks about his first career it is understandable. He went through great lengths to get a world title. Then he became and actor, then governor of California. Amazing accomplishments. What are you plans?
Here's a 50 Shages gif. That movie will probably never play on my screen but gif certainly has some appeal lol
Anyway, the YIFY version of Interstellar is listed on the front page. YIFY encodes are very popular and I use them from time to time. But AV quality must be spot on for Interstellar, especially if one has a home theater system.
Go ahead and post which version you are grabbing and say why if you like. Perhaps some pirates can learn how to select the best encodes for their kit.
Looks like someone is playing with his knob lol
Oh, and Jessica Chastain deserves some props. Not for the fairy tale movie Zero Dark 30 which wreaked of propaganda (the movie was released right on the heel of the even like it was coordinated with the Feds lol). And not for The Help which won an award because Hollywood propaganda trying to shape the way we think. But....for Take Shelter. She was amazing in that role you could feel her uncertainty, frustration and confusion and many more moods throughout the movie.
Click here to download Take Shelter. you will love it.
The lead did an incredible job too but I forget his name....blaaargh
Last but not least here are two more movies that one must bookmark.. They are worth the wait.
Kingsman: Secret Service
547 views posted 12 Mar 2015, 00:45
Oscars are over and we are left hunting for good movies to watch. Sometimes there's a dry spell and we think "I just need something good to watch!" We can go for movies already seen or try some new stuff that has escaped our attention.▼34 comments
Here are some picks that have slipped by some of us that are worth a look. If you have any other recommendations please post them. Help out a fellow pirate get trhough this trying times :)
In some cases downloading these will provide extra seeds and that is a GREAT way to give back to the community.
The first movie is about a prostitute and she's Asian. I like where this is going already. Recommending a PublicHD release even though the file size is large and my TV does not understand DTS audio, blaaargh (PC's and home theater system do though!)
In Tokyo, a young prostitute develops an unexpected connection with a widower over a period of two days. (109 mins.)
Carlos the Jackal!! That's such an awesome name. I am Carlos the Jackal!!! That's something you will never hear but would be cool to hear. We all have a little bit of Carlos the Jackal!!! in us. State sponsored terrorism now that's a winner. USA uses Congress to declare wars and authorize attacks so we are never the terrorists, right? Because we voted to fuck those wedding parties up and kill hundreds of thousands of people? Indeed. We are now assassinating people with drones. I'm a right winger and even I can see that shit is wrong. Status quo these days.
Hard to find a good print but a working title is below. Carlos the Jackal!!
Subtitles can be found by searching for "Carlos.2010.720p.BluRay.AAC-x264" You need them for the first 30 minutes of the movie unless you can understand Spanish. Feel free to post an exact link to the subs.
Have you seen this? It seems familiar and I try to watch every Willem Dafoe movie. Some thing it gets a bit too real, depressing and graphic. Here's a recent upload from late 2014 so please be sure to thank the pirate who upped it.
Per IMDB: A grieving couple retreat to their cabin in the woods, hoping to repair their broken hearts and troubled marriage. But nature takes its course and things go from bad to worse.
More prostitutes!! There seems to be a trend forming. Australia cranks out some real gems so let's give them deserved props and watch this movie for free in their honor lol
Per IMDB: Ex-con Alex plans to flee to the South with his girl after a robbery. But something terrible happens and revenge seems inevitable.
Oh nice, Criterion Collection encode!! It's a recent up so give the uploadds a thanks if you grab this and if it's good. if it's bad downrate the fucker so he can blog about it lol We got to keep up character building for the newer pirates, ha!
Nice little horror film from 2001 when the world was a different place. Lots of movies were overlooked that year due to terror events. This version was recently upped as well. be sure to thank the uploader.
Per IMDB: After Carlos, a 12-year-old whose father has died in the Spanish Civil War, arrives at an ominous boy's orphanage he discovers the school is haunted and has many dark secrets that he must uncover.
Here's a cat....
"Up yours I blog about what I waaaant!"
775 views posted 16 Feb 2015, 21:18
This researcher posted 10 million stolen credentials inside a torrent and also set up a web site so you can see if a hacker has your credentials.▼49 comments
All you do is click the image and enter your username to see if there's a password match. It only show part of the password for your safety.
Let's see. Enterz cat name then click..meow....puurrrrrr prrrrr pdddddr somabishhh it knows mai passwordz!!
If you are concerned that the guy is just harvesting usernames then don't go to the site or maybe just don;t enter any email address-based user accounts.
"Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa I now steal your life energyu force, stupid kitteh!!!!"
"That's why wees stay off dat grid.."
Now for some boobs...
531 views posted 02 Feb 2015, 04:38
February 2 is not only the day after Kickass Upload Day it is also known as Groundhog Day in the United States.▼73 comments
So what is ground hogging? That's when a turd pokes out of your butt because you really have to poop. Hopefully it sees its shadows and goes back in, for your sake and for the sake of those around you.
A nice ground hogging reference can be found in the movie called National Lampoons Vacation, but I forget which one....the girl says it because she has to poop. That movie was released in 1983 and is a classic not to be missed. Available in high definition. There are 3 major Vacation movies that every torrent loving pirate should watch:
For trivia, you can also refer to a rogue turd as "turtle head poking out" which Mike Myers obviously ripped off as a variation of groundhogging. Fat Bastard says that in the movie The Spy Who Shagged Me.....worth another watch it has been long enough. Hmmm hard to find a right sized high def for this. Here's one that is fairly large and the quality is probably amazing:
So what exactly is Groundhog Day?
Many Americans sort of have an idea but probably struggle to get it right.
Groundhog Day is a special day we stole from the Germans for losing WWII. We got that holiday and a bunch of Nazi artists like Greta Garbo, Rutger Hauer, Beethoven, and Bruce Willis....we took Albert Einstein out of spite. That turned out to be a good thing since he invented time travel for us. It helps the USA keep the upper hand as capitalism rapes and pillages your countries.
"Sup, My Nizzles?"
Back to the facts, the largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Can you guess the name of the groundhog? It is actually Punxsutawney Phil. The exact same critter we see in the movie Groundhog Day.
Anyway, grab a copy of the movie to celebrate tomorrow. This whole blog is simply about advertising that movie below.
So if the groundhog sees its shadow it dives back in the hole and we have 6 more months of winter or something like that. No one really cares...the important part is we stole that day....
This is not a question blog but you pavlovian pirates seem to expect questions. If you;d like to put your intelligence or spirituality on display then please tell us what you think the Groundhog Day movie was all about. It really is an amazing story in addition to being one of Bill Murray's best work.
1778 views posted 21 Aug 2014, 00:45
AN UNHAPPY PIRATE
Paste this is your status:
Cool sig by nightmare0 for those who want to speak up using their sigs!!
And the half-mast pirate avatar!!
PIRATE DOWN!!! PIRATE DOWN!!
Join us in support of RonthePirate2005 return to Mod....if it's one thing we know about it's we *all* make mistakes and we all get forgiveness (Except fakers! They can suck it!).
Sometimes it takes a long time to forgive someone, but sometimes that's all in our heads and enough time is a little time and a little time has passed.
In the old days an Admin never forgave anyone.....there was even a movie about it.
Ron The Pirate: I don't deserve this... to be stripped of Mod like this. I was building a house.
Admin: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
Ron The Pirate: I'll see you in hell, Admin.
So what can we do?
We can plead for Ron's safe and speedy return to Mod in hopes a gracious Admin will grant forgiveness and give *yet another chance* for Ron to F things up hee hee
We love our imperfect RonthePirate2005 ....and we love our Admins.
Paste the code below in your STATUS area in support of Ron's Return to Mod:
If we get 200 Kickass Pirate to set their status to AN UNHAPPY PIRATE then maybe an Admin will see how much we care and will return Ron to doing the thing he loves, which is taking care of us.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!!!! And the status code pasting!!!!
On a side note, RonthePirate2005 is about to reach 666666 which means the end is upon us and none of this Mod shit will matter anyway heh heh
Eat at Joe's!!!!
Even the Sesame Street Martians are unhappy!!
"Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Roooooon!!!"
472 views posted 04 Apr 2014, 17:50
Blaaaargh go to Bub's wall https://kickass.to/user/Bubanee/ and his see this site before reading this blog :(▼46 comments
If you download music then you know Bubanee168.2K . Not only is he a legendary music pirate but he's one of the nicest guys you will ever know.
Is he really that famous?
Don't take my word at it, just look at his record. His followers are a huge audience and the envy of every music pirate who wishes to be well-known in the pirate world.
Is he really a legend?
This video by macmanda says it all as is a perfect salute to our Bubs. If Bubanee does retire this is a fitting 21 gun salute in his honor.
Is he really that nice?
Why not post a comment if you know this.....
Bubanee also has music skills of his own.
KAT Theme song anyone?
Although I am more fond of this one hee hee
Bubanee168.2K as you probably figured out he even runs his own hash site....calm down Californians not that sort of hash.
Big Papi dedicates this video by wrong user link to our Baaarrreeeeeee (did I mispell Jazzykat?)
Last but not least here is the song saying, "PLEASE DON'T GO!"
This is where we all grovel and pleas for Bubs not to go...let the grovelling begin!!
Errr this creates a hostile environment...
Think of the children, Bubs!!
David says stick around!
Pwease dond goes
If someone is bothering you I know a guy who fixes things...